A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?

“Are you nuts? !!” she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

“Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he asks again.

“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?” So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?”

She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

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Teacher: Why do buffaloes look depressed after being milked?
A student: Madam, if some one press Ur BooBs for 2 hours & doesn't **** U.. how would U feel??


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1 boob say to another: lagta hai niche gali me fir hulchul ho rahi...
2nd boob : hamesha aisg hi hota hai lafada waha hota hai aur pakde hum dono jate hai..


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Two sardars were going in a car...
A cat come in the way..
1st Sardar: iski maa ki chut!!
2nd Sardar: Chut se yaad aaya Bhabhiji kaisi hai ??

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Women's life is very hard!!!
Morning wash clothes..
Afternoon dry clothes...
Evening iron clothes...
Night remove clothes...
Midnight searching for clothes...

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Zindagi kya hai aramaan bhosadi ka,
aurat ke piche pada hai insaan bhosadi ka,
plastic ka lund elastic ki chut kya kya bana raha hai Japan bhosadi ka!!!

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A 70years old man married to a 16years old young girl.
In their first night both were crying...
WHY???
'Coz she didnt know anything & he forgot everything...

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Boy: Can l kiss u?
Girl: vertical or horizontal?
Boy: what?
Girl: uper lips par ya lower lips pe?
Boy: kya matlab?
Girl= Abhe Bosadike, hotho pe ya chut pe..

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Posted by Anushka G at 8:17:00 PM