Sex Facts!!??
Tuesday, August 4, 2009 Labels: 2009, Photos, pictures, PNG, Poems, Poetry, rules, Safety, Sex, Sexy Swimsuit Pictures 0 commentsIn Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
Best way to hold tight in subways & Wisper
Labels: 2009, Devdas, Dream, Energy, Films, Free, French Kiss, photo defects, Photo Manager, pictures, Poems, Poetry, Safety, tits, wall Papers, Wisper 0 comments
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Whisper add :
Jago Grahak Jago!!!
For 'Tooth Paste' adds they are showing 'Tooth',
For 'Face Cream' adds they are showing 'Face',
For 'Hair Oil' adds they are showing 'Hair',
Then Why they are not showing anything for 'Whisper' add???
Jago Grahak Jago!!!
F U N N Y S H A Y E R I Collected By Bad Boys Group, Warna, Maharastra
Saturday, August 1, 2009 Labels: Films, Funny Shairi, Josh Songs, Maharastra, Poems, Poetry, Shairi 0 comments
Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar mainyakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
Aaj Tu Kali Hai,Kal Gulab Hoga Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le,
Bara Sawaab Hoga
Yusuf ka husn,Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..
Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
Apple kat ta hoon knife se,Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se
Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya,Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de,
main ho gaye bachchon waali

Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja,
ya kisi aur ko pataooon

Chandni raat thi,
main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khatkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki,
phatthar se phor doon pant wali mil jaye to
ghanghre wali ko chod doon

Rafta Rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai
Aaankh jis se lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai,
sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai,
hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hog

Maine tujhe pyar kiya,
saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita,
agarbattti samajh kar

Milna hai to mil isee
duniya ke chaman main Phir kya milna hoga,
Jab laaash hogi kaphan main

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao,
Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa,
Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

Aaakhain taras gaye tumhara khyal aa gaya
Ab to chehra dikha do, naya saal aaa gaya

Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye,
Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Sare Shayair Mar Gaye,
Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye

Ghar ghar main diya jale
To diwali mat samjho
Agar main tera peeche padoon
To mawali mat samjho

Angoothi Chanak Gaye,
Nageena Nikal Gaya Afsos Tera Baap,
Kameena Nikal Gaya

Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi,
Meri Jaan,
Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi

