# Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
# Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health consciousness.
# Sprays deo such so that he doesn’t need to take bath.
# Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.
# Says the following:

* Says “Hey” instead of “Hi”
* Says “Yogurt” instead of “Curd”
* Says “Cab” instead of “Taxi”
* Says “Candy” instead of “Chocolate”
* Says “Cookie” instead of “Biscuit”
* Says “Free Way” instead of “Highway”
* Says “got to go” instead of “Have to go”
* Says “O” instead of “Zero” (for 704, says Seven O Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

# Doesn’t forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
# Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
# Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 50 times).
# Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.
# When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X,Y, Zee.
# Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!
# Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian Road** Conditions.
# Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.
# Avoids eating more chilli (hot) stuff.
# Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of **Normal** Coke.
# Tries to complain about everything in **India** as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
# Pronounces “schedule” as “skejule” and “module” as “mojule”.
# Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
# From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to **India**, even after 4 months of arrival.
# Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
# Tries to begin conversation with; “In US....” or “When I was in US...”

Posted by Anushka G at 9:09:00 AM